$roostina

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hullo darlings, I’m $roostina, the best barista of the base cafe ☕️ few days ago $roost dropped by at the cafe to get some rooosted coffee and started chatting me up, man he just kukdoo kooed in my ears for hours about how cats and dogs were in the past and how it’s now the time for chickens at the base chain. I didn’t pay much attention to him, he sounded like chickens who promise a lot and deliver nothing.

but… I gotta give it to him, he did kinda bring a chicken revolution here at base. I, my darling, am a very smart woman and I thought hmm, wouldn’t hurt to give it a shot myself hmm, and I’ll do it differently. I.. will do it legit.

So here I am my cuckoos, delivering not just the best roosted coffee on base, but also, the best gains